New Trick!!

I learned something new this morning.

I have been watching Cheese while he eats. When he is done eating he rushes over to another kitty’s bowl and shoves them aside and eats their food. The MomBean has learned that the way to keep him from doing this is to give him the can to lick while the rest of us are finishing up.

This morning I was the first one done eating. I looked up, looked around, and then went to Autumn’s bowl and tentatively nudged her out of the way. She didn’t even fight and I got to lick the rest of the juice on her plate. I see why cheese does that!

The mombean saw it and said something like “Oh no Mouse, not you too” I don’t know what I have to do with a rock band from Ireland, and really, I was too busy eating to stop and think about it. I think I am going to try it again tonight before mombean has a chance to mention it to the manbean. Heh heh

MURDER!!!

Wow! There was a murder in Aunt Jackie’s house!!!

She called my MomBean and told her that when she got home that there were bird feathers all through the house! There was no bird, just lots and lots of feathers. She thinks a bird got in the house from the balcony and then couldn’t find the way back out. And with 6 cats in the house…well, it wasn’t getting out even if it could find the door.

She said she asked the kitties which one was the bird murderer…I imagine the conversation went something like:

Jackie: ok. Which one of you carnivores devoured the poor helpless bird?

Cats: …

Jackie: nevermind. I am going to bed.

Much later…
A random cat: hack, hack, h-a-a-a-aaaaaaccckkkk!!

Jackie: WTH? It is 4 in the morning! Like I care at this point!! You are all guilty!

The guilty cat: Heh, heh. I think I will go give her stinky bird barf kisses.

Jackie: aaawwwww, did you come to give the mommy kisses…what a good kitty.

Cat: heh heh.

Well, that’s what I would do if I got the bird. Heh Heh.

Oh, and don’t believe a word Cheese says about his days of living like a rock star…the closest he ever gets is being in the same room when the MomBean plays that stick she calls a Floot.

Wait For MEEEEeee!

PPPSSSSSTTTTT……

Cheese here.

The LadyBean says she has been living like a rock star lately and I want in on it. I have been waiting, but where are the chicks, man? I am not as interested in the chicks as I am in the M&Ms with all the brown ones removed. Where are the lady poodins to hand (paw) feed me sardines? I don’t miss the noise that Rock Stars make and I certainly don’t miss the throwing of furniture and all the hairballs, but I miss the lifestyle, Dude.

It really brings back memories. Well, it would if I was coherent during my rock star days…