Cheese has a drinking problem
At first it wasn't bad. He was funny and passed out in odd places.
But after a while he started sleeping with strange kitties in order to support his habit. However, Cheese is neutered so all he did was sleep.
Finally, when he started getting paranoid I knew I had to take action.
He says that having to rassle Max drove him to drink; Max is his hero and the pressure was just too much. Cheese isn't going to pull out of the rassle but he needs to deal with this problem before it gets too late.
Wave to the nice kitties, Cheese.
9 comments:
We need to stage an INTERVENTION for Cheese!
*ABBY
Cheese...don't throw everything away for the bottle. Believe me, it's not always as glamorous as it seems!
Oh, wait. It sort of is. Let's toast to that!
You can't solve your problems from the bottom of the bottle, Cheese! You can, however, solve them with a can of stinky goodness! Let's go hit the buffet line and get to eatin`.
Zeus, What a dear furriend you are. Sacrificing your boyish figure to help cheese.
What can I say?
Since the human pet is Italian, I am too by default, and she says all problems can be solved with a plate of spaghetti. I am not a big spaghetti fan so I do what I like: stinky goodness!
I'd do that for you, Cheese! This pouch (shakes his belly) isn't from eating salads!
Cheese those are awfully incriminating pictures. We'd be awed if we had to wrassle Max too...but, chin up big guy, you can do it, and maybe even win.
Oh Cheese, thank goodness Mouse is watching out for you and staged and interventionsss ~Merlin, Shadow, Ko kO
Possibly Cheese should investigate Catnip Anonymous. I know it's for us kitties with 'nip a problem, but an addiction is an addiction, so maybe we could be of some help.
George
Cheese, those are funny pictors. I love your coloring. Try to stick with water in the future. It's much better in the long run.
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