Cheese has a drinking problem
At first it wasn't bad. He was funny and passed out in odd places.
But after a while he started sleeping with strange kitties in order to support his habit. However, Cheese is neutered so all he did was sleep.
Finally, when he started getting paranoid I knew I had to take action.
He says that having to rassle Max drove him to drink; Max is his hero and the pressure was just too much. Cheese isn't going to pull out of the rassle but he needs to deal with this problem before it gets too late.
Wave to the nice kitties, Cheese.